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In a moment of more than slightly inebriated philosophical musing, some friends and I were re-enacting the “What is best in life?” scene from Conan the Barbarian, and someone put forth the answer, “Pizza and Sex. Even when they’re bad they’re still pretty good.”
To which I of course answered, “WRONG?”, not because I prefer to crush my enemies and hear the lamentation of their women, but because the unfortunate truth is that both bad pizza and sex are unpleasant and often regrettable experiences.
Fortunately, at least one (maybe both) of these can be easily remedied with a little research and practice.
Ask any true lover or afficionado of pizza and they will tell its all about the crust.
